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Hi friends! Since I like knocking off several reviews at once, I've decided to create Mini-Review Collection, where I'll usually post 3 quick reviews of books I recently read!

In this fifth collection, I'll be reviewing The Afterlife of Holly Chase, Blood and Sand, and Beneath the Haunting Sea!

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The Afterlife of Holly Chase by Cynthia Hand
standalone novel
published October 24, 2017 by HarperTeen
e-ARC provided by edelweiss
goodreads
On Christmas Eve five years ago, Holly was visited by three ghosts who showed her how selfish and spoiled she'd become. They tried to convince her to mend her ways.

She didn't.

And then she died.

Now she's stuck working for the top-secret company Project Scrooge—as the latest Ghost of Christmas Past.

Every year, they save another miserly grouch. Every year, Holly stays frozen at seventeen while her family and friends go on living without her. So far, Holly's afterlife has been miserable.

But this year, everything is about to change...

♫ ♫

Ugh. 

Uuuuugh. 

Look, I wanted to like this one. Because that cover is great and it involves people dying and, I don't know? It sounded unique and different and cool. So I wanted to like it. 

But I literally disliked every single character. I didn't care about a single one. Everything was booooring. And to my disappointment, it wasn't even all the Christmas-y (never mind that Christmas has well and passed now). Heavy sighing. 

This had the kind of humour that didn't feel... natural to me. It had its moments but it wasn't the kind that genuinely made me laugh—something just felt a little too stiff, or something. I can't explain it; I'm extremely picky with writing sometimes. It had to do with the voice though—Holly's voice was just... sort of absent. I don't know! It's all weird to me. 

Also, that ending. I won't lie: it was not what I expected because it doesn't make any fucking sense to me. I'm not even going to pretend I understand it or anything. I definitely do like the message (even though one part of it was wrong for me.)

There's a romance in this and I was surprised that it took such a big focus for the most part. It wasn't bad but it was just... meh, I guess. 

(I... I doubt I'm making sense here. Maybe I'm just finding reasons to not like like this book more. Who knows! I just didn't.) 

[sighs a million years] There ya have it, ladies and gents. 2 stars, and goodnight.

Buy links!
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Blood and Sand by C.V. Wyk
Blood and Sand, book 1
publishes January 16, 2018 by Tor Teen
e-ARC provided by Netgalley
goodreads
FORGED IN BATTLE...
FROM THE DUST OF THE ARENA...
A LEGEND WILL RISE


The legendary Spartacus is recast as a fierce female warrior in this action-packed tale of a 17-year-old princess and a handsome gladiator who dared take on the Roman Republic.

Roma Victrix. The Republic of Rome is on a relentless march to create an empire―an empire built on the backs of the conquered, brought back to Rome as slaves.

Attia was once destined to rule as the queen and swordmaiden of Thrace, the greatest warrior kingdom the world had seen since Sparta. Now she is a slave, given to Xanthus, the Champion of Rome, as a sign of his master’s favor. Enslaved as a child, Xanthus is the preeminent gladiator of his generation.

Against all odds, Attia and Xanthus form a tentative bond. A bond that will spark a rebellion. A rebellion that threatens to bring the Roman Republic to its end―and gives rise to the legend of Spartacus...

♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫

Oh my god. 

Oh my gooooood. 

I’ve been waiting for this novel since I found out it would exist and I am so, so ecstatic to say that this book did not disappoint. Not one single bit. On the contrary—Blood and Sand exceeded every single expectation I had for it. And when you’re anticipating a book for months, yeah that means something. 

My only complaint is that the book is too damn short. At only 320 pages according to goodreads, Blood and Sand just seemed to fly by. Yet, within those pages, Wyk not only gives life to her amazing characters, but also manages to make you feel for them in every sense of the word. I honestly adored the main characters—Xanthus and Attia—in this novel, and I wanted nothing but good things to happen to them (even though, you know, they weren’t. Because when is it ever that easy?) I wanted them to be free, to be themselves, to be together, to overcome every enemy and every obstacle in their way, and oh. Oh, god, guys, I love them so much. 

The story moves at a fast pace… but in a way that doesn’t make it seem rushed. Like I said, this is a pretty short book and a lot of things happen from its start to its end. I loved the way it was paced! It allowed for great development of all kinds—relationships, friendships, murder and revenge, all of it! 

That ending just about killed me. I can’t not mention it. It killed me. I was literally in denial. For some of you, it might deter you to pick it up—which. I cannot blame you, but. Please consider buying this book on release week! It’s such a strong and powerful debut. Even if you don’t read it right away, just please consider purchasing or borrowing it! 

Overall—oh! But Mith, you didn’t talk about the romance! I know. This is supposed to be a “mini review” and I’m pushing my boundaries. Let’s just say I LOVED IT, like I loved everything else. Anyway: OVERALL, I lovedlovedloved this book and I cannot recommend it enough.

Buy links!
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Beneath the Haunting Sea by Joanna Ruth Meyer
standalone novel
published January 9th 2018 by Page Street
goodreads
Sixteen-year-old Talia was born to a life of certainty and luxury, destined to become Empress of half the world. But when an ambitious rival seizes power, she and her mother are banished to a nowhere province on the far edge of the Northern Sea.

It is here, in the drafty halls of the Ruen-Dahr, that Talia discovers family secrets, a melancholy boy with a troubling vision of her future, and a relic that holds the power of an ancient Star. On these shores, the eerie melody of the sea is stronger than ever, revealing long-forgotten tales of the Goddess Rahn. The more dark truths that Talia unravels about the gods’ history—and her own—the more the waves call to her, and it may be her destiny to answer.

♫ ♫ ♫ ♪

Ehhh. I won't lie, part of me strongly despises the romance in this novel. It's a complicated, messy thing—not quite a love triangle, but also not not one, y'know?—and I wish it didn't exist, because I'm honestly failing to see how it was even important. Other than to cause unecessary drama, which. Let's be real, I am not for. 

In any case! The first part of the book was really slow, just a long journey over the sea. I mean, stuff, important stuff happens, but it failed to really grab a hold of my interest. It was only after the long voyage that things picked up, but even somewhere in the middle, it somewhat lagged. My favourite parts were the scenes with Wen, the sweet, quiet little angel. I adored him, and disliked his brother immensely. 

For the most part, I liked Talia. I mean, in the second part, when Caiden was introduced, I was very iffy. (That whole arc kind of... just really ruined the book for me if you couldn't tell). But I admired her character and her strength, and I loved her development. 

Overall! Beneath the Haunting Sea had its ups and downs. The writing was beautiful, though, and it made the characters shine out. The story with the gods added to the depth of the world. Had it not been for the strange love triangle, this would've been a great read for me, soo. It stays a 3.5

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Pretty Dead Girls by Monica Murphy
standalone novel
Publishes January 2, 2018 by Entangled: Teen
e-ARC provided via Netgalley
Goodreads
Beautiful. Perfect. Dead.

In the peaceful seaside town of Cape Bonita, wicked secrets and lies are hidden just beneath the surface. But all it takes is one tragedy for them to be exposed.


The most popular girls in school are turning up dead, and Penelope Malone is terrified she's next. All the victims so far have been linked to Penelope—and to a boy from her physics class. The one she's never really noticed before, with the rumored dark past and a brooding stare that cuts right through her.

There's something he isn't telling her. But there's something she's not telling him, either.

Everyone has secrets, and theirs might get them killed.

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{ my review }

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Spoilers ahead because I just don't give a fuck about this book.

Pretty Dead Girls is a Pretty Bad Book. One I don't even want to waste any more time talking or thinking about because it was wrong in all sorts of ways. Was it intentional? I don't know. Does it matter? Not really. 

But what is it even about? Well. It's about the prettiest and the smartest girls in Penelope's graduating class, girls all part of some high maintenence group that basically reiterates that they are the Best and the Prettiest. It's about them being murdered because why? Essentially, because they're all just terrible people. 

Guys. Look. I really wanted to try and like this one. But seriously. Everyone in the book was just plain old terrible. I can't think of a single redeeming characteristic for any of them. You know those mean girl turnaround stories? I was kind of hoping this book would be one of those but nooooo. 

Because I don't really know where to start, expect this review to be sort of everywhere and messy. And in list form!

First up: the main character

I think her name is Penelope and I think she hates being called Penny but who cares. She's a hypocritical character who is The Worst. She slut shames people who she refers to as friends. She constantly belittles them behind their back, criticising them because of either who they hook up with or whatever action they do. Lemme tell you, that shit gets tiring quick. I have no patience for characters like these--who think, unwittingly or not, that they're above others because of their (the "friends", in this case) actions. 

Not only that, but jesus, Penny here was so incredibly nosy. From wanting to see how a party that shouldn't have happened play out, to the life of her love interest. She wanted to know everything about him, including his hookups and whatnot, which just? You have to understand that they're just getting to know each other in this book. And, okay yeah, the circumstances are incredibly weird (I guess I'm using that word to define murdered students! but whatever), but seriously. She couldn't let anything rest.

Two: literally nothing about handling grief

I get that this is a mystery, whodunnit, kind of novel. I get it! But it also takes place in high school, and the girls murdered are also girls Penelope considered friends. (Friends, being, "oh we knew each other for so long but god, she could be so horrible!) In any case, it wasn't really handled well. There are a few of those school gatherings for the girls, but there's also a fucking party being thrown? You do you, though. If that's going to help you feel a bit better, that's fine, I'm in no position to judge. But none of the characters are really shown as upset by these deaths as they say. 

Everyone is a garbage person

There's probably one or two characters in this entire book that are decent and they get a total of one-fourth of a page of action. Everyone else? Absolutely horrible. The girls are all epitomes of mean girls. There's constant talk of how one girl stole this other girl's man, hooking up and the occasional cheating, snarky remarks behind each other's backs, and moooooore. It sounds like a bad infomercial when you think about it. (I don't want to buy what you're selling). Most of them end up dead, of course, and as the reader, trust me, you'll literally feel nothing. Everyone says they're friends with each other but you hardly: a) see Penelope even being a best friend to hers, and b) say a nice thing to each other. Everything is so catty and horrible.

The love interest??? Why.

I didn't get it. If you ask me, this book might have been better without the introduction of one. The guy, whose name I have conveniently forgotten, is the boy that sits next to Pen in some science class. They've literally never talked but after the murder, suddenly they do. Their eyes meet across the room where the principal is talking about a dead student and grief counsellors. He sends her texts and snapchats from an unknown number, saying he has info on a girl who may or may not be a suspect--because of course! Go to some girl you like instead of the police! Anyway, he even decides to threaten her if she talks about their meeting--which, by the way, he called for, so okay!! Whatever. Just... here, take a look for yourself.
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— mith, but cold ❄ (@guyliners) December 1, 2017

I'm tired. 

But wait! There's more.

(I told you this was like a bad infomercial.)

Okay, no but seriously. This guy is incredibly suspicious and yet Penelope still follows him around. Because he's cute? Because he gets her? I don't know. He has a strange background that both involves the dead girls and the girl that's alive that Penelope suspects. That background involves some kind of addiction and rehabilitation thing and yes, it is messy, and yes Penelope is incredibly nosy about it, and yes, he 100% tries to hide it from her and acts even more shady about it. Yes, yes, yes, whatever you're thinking, it probably happens because DRAMA! Girls are dead, and that is what's important!

Anyway. There's this one scene where they're headed to a party (that, a) should not be happening; b) said they weren't going to but now are and also lying about not going; and c) they're both idiots) where he's all like "LET ME DRIVE" and she's like "Why?" and he's like "BECAUSE I WANT TO BE IN CONTROL TONIGHT" and instead of running for the fucking hills, she's like "But why me?" and, he, being the dreamy, swoony, oh-so-beautiful-and-tortured-bad-boy in high school, goes "Because I've liked you for so long now!"

What the fuck does that have to do with anything though? I don't know!! I really have no answer. I hate this book.

The mystery

I wanted to add AKA the thing that's supposed to be the plot but somehow got buried underneath all of that mess.

I'm bad at guessing who did the killings, so to be honest, I read the ending before I really got into the book. Sue me. When I went back to the beginning, I guess?? the author didn't do the worst job at letting readers know who, especially since for most of the fucking book, the main character is suspicious of another girl. In any case, it's not even about who killed the girls. The mystery itself is just... poorly done. It fell flat and you're never going to feel in suspense. 

The murderer actually has their own POV, much like Jennifer Lynn Barnes' murders in her Naturals series. Unlike those books, however, this murderer is horrible (and not just because she's killing people. But that is bad so don't get me wrong or anything), and shames the girls they've killed because of those reasons I mentioned before. 

The ending

Horrible. Cut and dry. Easily wrapped up. The murderer even has that whole cliché evil speech at the end. Not a fan and 0/10 would not read again.

As I understand it, this book was inspired by Scream Queens, a show that I have never scene. So if it has parallels? I wouldn't know. 

TL;DR: Not a fan and 0/10 would not read again.
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Hello friends! Bringing you four mini reviews today for several books that have been disappointing for me, alas.

These are all ARCs and include: The Love Interest by Cale Dietrich, True North by L.E. Sterling, Bad Blood by Demitria Lunetta, and The Things They've Taken by Katie McElhenney.


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The Love Interest by Cale Dietrich
Standalone Novel
Published May 16, 2017 by Feiwel & Friends
e-ARC provided by Netgalley
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There is a secret organization that cultivates teenage spies. The agents are called Love Interests because getting close to people destined for great power means getting valuable secrets.

Caden is a Nice: the boy next door, sculpted to physical perfection. Dylan is a Bad: the brooding, dark-souled guy who is dangerously handsome. The girl they are competing for is important to the organization, and each boy will pursue her. Will she choose the Nice or the Bad?


Both Caden and Dylan are living in the outside world for the first time. They are well-trained and at the top of their games. They have to be—whoever the girl doesn’t choose will die.

What the boys don’t expect are feelings that are outside of their training. Feelings that could kill them both.

♫ ♪

I had such, such high hopes for this book. The synopsis was basically everything I wanted from a book. So the fact that it was disappointing was a terrible reality.

This is a book where the concept was good but the execution was poor. Most of this was due to the writing and the characterisation. It was just... not good. Writing isn't always the most important thing to be, but if it's not enjoyable, then it makes it twice as hard to get into the book or like it.

The writing was... childish? At best. There were a lot of parts that made me cringe—I'm not exaggerating. I had to put down the book at several points because of something the character said or because of where the story was headed. It was just so, so bad... There's not other word I can think of that explains it so blatantly. I don't even care that some parts were undeveloped or anything—I have a feeling that if they were, it would have just made it worse. 

I've read several reviews where they thought the point of this book was to be a giant satire. Which, I think, is true? But even so, that would be a play on tropes; it doesn't excuse, uh, bad writing.

Anyway, the characters. Look, they're all teenagers. None of them a) probably look like teenagers—the Compound makes every Love Interest suuuuuper hot—and b) none of them sound like teenagers. Not only do their actions confuse me at times, but the way they talked, oh dear god. It was in large paragraphs, declaring either their love or their thoughts, which just confused me the hell out of me. Not to mention, they were all so boring. Caden hardly felt like he had a personality, Dyl (what kind of a nickname) was SUCH a bad "bad boy" (god half the things he said made me cringe), and the girl they were supposed to seduce, whose name I forgot, had so much potential but ended up being flat and dull, along with the other side characters.

I won't mention the ending because a) I don't want to and b) it made absolutely no sense.

So! All of that being said, this book is not worth it, which is so heartbreaking. I'd love to see this concept again, but maybe without... everything this was. 1.5 stars.


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True North by L.E. Sterling
True Born Trilogy, book 2
Published April 4, 2017 by Entangled: Teen
e-ARC provided by Netgalley
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Abandoned by her family in Plague-ridden Dominion City, eighteen-year-old Lucy Fox has no choice but to rely upon the kindness of the True Borns, a renegade group of genetically enhanced humans, to save her twin sister, Margot. But Nolan Storm, their mysterious leader, has his own agenda. When Storm backtracks on his promise to rescue Margot, Lucy takes her fate into her own hands and sets off for Russia with her True Born bodyguard and maybe-something-more, the lethal yet beautiful Jared Price. In Russia, there's been whispered rumors of Plague Cure.

While Lucy fights her magnetic attraction to Jared, anxious that his loyalty to Storm will hurt her chances of finding her sister, they quickly discover that not all is as it appears…and discovering the secrets contained in the Fox sisters' blood before they wind up dead is just the beginning.

As they say in Dominion, sometimes it’s not you…it’s your DNA.

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I know I'm calling this post disappointing reads, but for this book, it's actually very inaccurate. For something to be disappointing, you would need to have expectations. I didn't have any sort of expectations for this book—I hate the first one, and I hated this one even more. (So why read it, Mith? Because I apparently like causing myself pain.)

Let me start with Lucy, who is an absolute IDIOT. God, I wanted to like her, but she is so stupid. And it's always the fault of one jackass: Jared Price. His name alone makes me want to sigh for a million years in utter disappointment and thinly veiled anger. This was my issue with book one—Lucy's obsession with Jared. 

Look, Jared isn't a nice guy. He's not even one of those cliché bad boys. He's just an asshole. 110% asshole who is also obsessive and cruel and sort of abusive? The entire romance in this series is fucking toxic and unhealthy and yet it continued to force itself on me. 

Lucy would have been such an amazing character if she washed her hands of Jared in True Born but if anything, she gets worse with her crush. It's a lot of push and pull and it's pathetic. The guy pushes her worst buttons and acts like a prick yet she's so?? "In love" with him?? I don't get it.

Anyway, in other news: nothing happens. For about half the damn book, maybe even more, absolutely nothing happens. You cannot fool me with pretty writing, no, I can see right through it all. Even with the introduction of a new character, who I hoped would have created a love triangle, because that would have actually made this mess of a book better, was sidelined so a lot more of nothing and bad angst could take its place.

Will I read the last book? I hate myself, but probably! I've suffered from the first two, might as well go big.

Overall, screw this book no stars. 


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Bad Blood by Demitria Lunetta
Standalone Novel
Published March 14, 2017 by Delacorte Books for Young Readers
e-ARC provided by Netgalley
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A girl discovers a family secret and a past full of magic that could both save her and put her in mortal danger in this suspenseful novel that’s perfect for fans of Katie Alender and Natasha Preston.

All sixteen-year-old Heather MacNair wants is to feel normal, to shed the intense paranoia she’s worn all year like a scratchy sweater. After her compulsion to self-harm came to light, Heather was kept under her doctor’s watchful eye. Her family thinks she’s better—and there’s nothing she wants more than for that to be true. She still can’t believe she’s allowed to spend her summer vacation as she always does: at her aunt’s home in Scotland, where she has lots of happy memories. Far away from all her problems save one: she can’t stop carving the Celtic knot that haunts her dreams into her skin.

Good friends and boys with Scottish accents can cure almost anything…except nightmares. Heather can’t stop dreaming about two sisters from centuries ago, twins Prudence and Primrose, who somehow seem tied to her own life. Their presence lurks just beneath the surface of her consciousness, sending ripples through what should be a peaceful summer. The twins might hold the key to putting Heather’s soul at rest…or they could slice her future deeper than any knife.

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Please, please, please do not read this book if you are triggered by self harm. I cannot stress this enough.

First things first: most of the characters were boring. They absolutely had no life to them. I didn't care about the main character, her friends, or her love interest. Everything was so dull.

Second: the magic absolutely made no sense. And it didn't even feel magical. Just some bad ideas and curses and small spells. 

Third: it's told in alternating points of view—present day MC, ye olden days of bloodthirsty sisters. It was annoying, confusing, and I cared about none of the sisters or whatever they were getting themselves into. 

Fourth: self harm. A lot of it, told in detail. I'm not a person that's easily squeamish (save for horror movies) but this made me super uncomfortable, especially considering the fact that the main character did it often and on purpose. 

Fifth: anti-climactic ending. 

Overall, nope nope nope. I highly suggest not reading this. .5 stars.


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The Things They've Taken by Katie McElhenney
Standalone Novel
Published May 1, 2017 by Entangled: Teen
e-ARC provided by the publisher
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All Lo Campbell wants is to be a normal teenager—to go to one high school, live in one place, and have one real friend. Instead, she travels the country with her mother, chasing the unknown, the what else that’s out there...

Until one day, the what else chases back.

Determined to rescue her mom from whatever supernatural being took her, Lo will need more help than a badly dressed demon obsessed with country music. She’s going to need a Tracker—and lucky for her, she finds one. Shaw is strong, good-looking, possibly available, and utterly infuriating. Sure, he may have secrets, and his help costs more than a brand-new car, but she’ll have to deal with him if she wants to find her mother—and get her home alive.

♫ ♫ ♪

This book had so much potential. I was actually enjoying the first 30%-ish of this book. I thought the main character had a fun voice, whose snarky remarks were similar to my own, was actually funny.

And then there came the romance. Oh, boy, was it a downfall.

The best way I can explain this book is Shadowhunter-lite. If you like Clare's books, this might appeal to you, especially if you liked the demons and other supernatural creatures. This book has several of those sprinkled throughout it and it definitely made the book fun to read.

Thing is, I think the author tried too hard with the romance. It was clear it was going to happen, but not only did McElhenney make it happen too soon, she also made it happen for no reason other than the fact that it should. If that makes sense? Because it went a little like this: Lo meets tracker. Tracker is a jerk. Lo likes tracker. 

Done deal.

And so, the book went doooownhill. It was embarrassing moment after embarrassing moment after that. Little interactions that kept adding up even though Lo being hella into this guy seemed uncharacteristic of her. I mean, she was so ready to do whatever she could to save her mother but now it's heart eyes at Shaw. 

Um? No thanks.

Worst part is that the romance is the only thing that made me dislike the book so much. The other aspects—side characters, overall plot, writing—they were done well enough for me to enjoy. But the romance had so many clichés and overtook everything else. Shaw wasn't even a guy worth liking, if you ask me. (AKA, what a priiiick.)

Anyway, the book didn't end like a standalone should have so I'm preeeetty sure this is going to be a series, so I'll check out the sequel. Overall rating: 2.5 stars.
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Paper Princess by Erin Watt
The Royals, book 1
Published April 4, 2016 by Timeout LLC
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From strip clubs and truck stops to southern coast mansions and prep schools, one girl tries to stay true to herself.

These Royals will ruin you…

Ella Harper is a survivor—a pragmatic optimist. She’s spent her whole life moving from town to town with her flighty mother, struggling to make ends meet and believing that someday she’ll climb out of the gutter. After her mother’s death, Ella is truly alone.

Until Callum Royal appears, plucking Ella out of poverty and tossing her into his posh mansion among his five sons who all hate her. Each Royal boy is more magnetic than the last, but none as captivating as Reed Royal, the boy who is determined to send her back to the slums she came from.

Reed doesn’t want her. He says she doesn’t belong with the Royals.

He might be right.

Wealth. Excess. Deception. It’s like nothing Ella has ever experienced, and if she’s going to survive her time in the Royal palace, she’ll need to learn to issue her own Royal decrees.

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My Review

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The thing about Paper Princess is that the book is entertaining as hell. Everything seems to be highly unrealistic but it is such a fun story. And the characters that aren't complete assholes are just great!

That, uh, kinda leaves one main character, though: Ella.

Ella Harper is an orphan trying to get by. Then comes along Callum Royal and she is forced to live with him and his five asshole sons in a giant mansion. They are all jerks, but Reed is King of the Jerks (trademark that), both at home and at school, but jeez. He's so hot that Ella can't help but fall for him. Sigh.

Okay, look. I actually liked Ella in the beginning. At several parts after everything went downhill, I liked her then, too. She was smart, resilient. She stayed under the radar and did what she had to in order to get by. It's a real fucking shame that she had to meet the royals because no one deserves their kind of masculine abuse. That's the only way I can think of it.

But, no see. She constantly had to put up with slut-shaming. Ella was a stripper before that first Royal stepped in, and while it wasn't ideal—or legal, considering she is 17—it paid her rent and her got her fed. Like I said: she did what she had to do and she's constantly getting bashed for that.

And then there's the thing she has to put up with King of the Jerks, who is also commonly known as Reed (which is a real shame, because he shares the same name of my favourite character from Criminal Minds. Not the same spelling, so silver linings. Never call me a pessimist, friends). Basically, it goes like this: he tells her what to do, she does it. She puts up a small fight, a very small fight, and just obeys. He insults her, she tries to fight back, so very hard (hah), but ultimately she continues to pine for him. Then she later blames herself for provoking him and tries to justify his actions.

I'm??? Sorry??? But what??????? Why???? Ella, please. 


Reed, overall, is an asshole. All of the Royals are. There is no other way to describe them. They treat Ella like absolute nothing and other girls like they're dispensable. Oh, yeah, guys. They're real winners, these Royals. 

So anyway. As I read on, the harder it got to continue liking Ella. She kept making dumb decisions. She kept liking Reed. Lusting after him. She keeps making excuses for him, all of them. She continues to stay with the fucking family, for god's sake. (Did I mention she's also getting paid to live with them? A whopping then thousand dollars every month until she graduates! She's a JUNIOR! Wow.)

Okay, anyway. There are other bad things about the book. For example, there's the cliché, über popular girl at school that constantly bullies Ella. There's a horrible "father" figure—who, by the way, also always orders Ella around. 

SO! If you're looking for a fun, meaningless book, you should try this! Otherwise, I cannot, for the life of me, recommend this book to anyone. I wouldn't even give this one star, but alas. .5 from me!

Note: this isn't YA and like most other people, I've wondered why they're marketing as such. Probably because of the age of the teens in the book. Anyhow, it is definitely NA. There is also mention of sexual assault as well.
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